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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Whats brown a sticky, shit

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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