what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Skrillex.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Justin Beiber

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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