Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

A Mormon walks into a bar.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

did you stub your toe?

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

hola said the chinese man

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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