- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

I'm Polish.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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