- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

A Mormon walks into a bar.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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