- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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