Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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YEAH THEY DO!

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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