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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Japan

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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