- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Canadians

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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