- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

hi dave

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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