- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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