- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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