Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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