Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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