- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

A midget walked under a bar.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

1+1=2

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

hard cheese

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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