- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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