a man makes a bad joke

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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