- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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