- Anti Joke

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

a man makes a bad joke

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange? an orange

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Manchester City

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.