How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What? Why?

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Anti Joke

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