4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

69.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Women's Rights..

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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