What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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My name is Jeff

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Ham sandwich

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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