Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Winter

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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