- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

An Aisian failed a test

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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