- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

what is red white and blue? the french flag

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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