- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Who is big and stupid My brother

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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