What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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whats 2+2? math.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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