How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Women's Rights.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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