A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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