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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

identical jokes get different votes.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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