Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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