two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

So a man walks into a bar, right?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Pull my finger ouch..

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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