- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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