How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Pull my finger ouch..

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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