Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Why can't jokes spit?

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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