What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Anti Joke

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