- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

A blind man walks into a library.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

A person from Singapore eats

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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