- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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