what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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