What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Irish sobriety

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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You having friends.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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