Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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The queen having a shit

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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