- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A train poops its pants.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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