whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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