Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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