Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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