How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

2 + 2 = fish

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

so...um, yeah

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Honk if you're Amish!

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Neil Lewis

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

eoin burgin is fat

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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