My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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The queen having a shit

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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