- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

kill yourself

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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