man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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