How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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