What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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