- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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