A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Life

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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