- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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