What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Penis

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Justin Beiber

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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