Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Three black men were walking...

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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