What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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PENIS lol

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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