Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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