What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Roses are flowers.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Good job, son.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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