What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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