- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Trump will make America great again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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