- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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