An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

the holocaust

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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