- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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