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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

I agree to the terms and conditions

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Y u do dis?

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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