How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

XD Jackass.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

nickel back

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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