If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

don't just stand there

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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