- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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