What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Anti Joke

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