- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

Roses are red, violets are purple.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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