A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

i found waldo.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

You're tall.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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