Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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a ab

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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