- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Yo mama so fat.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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