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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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