What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

If your reading this, youre not blind.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

what does a chair look like? a chair.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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