- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

A mormon walks into a bar.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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