There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Cleveland winning something

360 NO SCOPE

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Christianity.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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