What is brown and sticky? A Stick

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Two planes walk into an office building

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Yanter, Look it up

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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