- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Womens basketball

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

So a horse walks into a barn.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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