What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What would u like to drink?

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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