- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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