Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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