- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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