Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

You know whats funny Aids

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Neither did she.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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