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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.