- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why was the woman?

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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