- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

knock knock

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

they told me not to write here but i did

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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