what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

heat!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

The chicken crossed the road.

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