Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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