- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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