- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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