Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Soccer...

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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