what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

penis

Terry has ebola

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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