Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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