if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why did? Yes

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What do u call a cripple Biv

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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