Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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WNBA

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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