- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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