- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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